I raised a brow at your statement. I had to research this for myself. I wanted to make sure I was not heading down a path of self destruction and chaos with posting "a lot of selfies". I knew this journey was going to be dangerous. I had no clue what was in store. But I like to live dangerously so I headed out on this venture alone. Maybe that's why the dames never stick around. One sight of danger and they run back to where they were running from. It was my mission to find out what is up with that.
I thought this was going to be an open and close case. No luck for this gal. Math was going to be involved. I hated math. We had been at odds since the third grade when I was struck over the head with a bad case of long division. I did catch a break however with the simple addition. I used my handkerchief to wipe the sweat off my brow. This job would be simple.
I figured only to work with rough estimates seeing how its Sunday and I have a bunch of football and laziness to get to. Approximately 80 pictures posted only 10 fall under the term selfie. I fell back into my old leather chair and lit a cigar. I was content knowing I was not walking down the wrong path. I was not in line to be a reality show super star. But I knew deep in my soul that there was a camera raping going on. At this very moment there is a raging teen out there taking duck faced selfies with a self-sacrificing camera. That Dave, is whats up.
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You take a lot of selfies. whats up with that?
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ReplyDeleteI raised a brow at your statement. I had to research this for myself. I wanted to make sure I was not heading down a path of self destruction and chaos with posting "a lot of selfies". I knew this journey was going to be dangerous. I had no clue what was in store. But I like to live dangerously so I headed out on this venture alone. Maybe that's why the dames never stick around. One sight of danger and they run back to where they were running from. It was my mission to find out what is up with that.
ReplyDeleteI thought this was going to be an open and close case. No luck for this gal. Math was going to be involved. I hated math. We had been at odds since the third grade when I was struck over the head with a bad case of long division. I did catch a break however with the simple addition. I used my handkerchief to wipe the sweat off my brow. This job would be simple.
I figured only to work with rough estimates seeing how its Sunday and I have a bunch of football and laziness to get to. Approximately 80 pictures posted only 10 fall under the term selfie. I fell back into my old leather chair and lit a cigar. I was content knowing I was not walking down the wrong path. I was not in line to be a reality show super star. But I knew deep in my soul that there was a camera raping going on. At this very moment there is a raging teen out there taking duck faced selfies with a self-sacrificing camera. That Dave, is whats up.
* No ducks or small children were hurt in the posting of this reply. There may be numerous grammar laws broken due to the conditioning of the character. I do not recommend using such for any personal work, homework, speeches, or when dealing with the Grammar Nazi. Please keep your head low and remain calm.